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I came across this gem of mat jokes on the net just now -
" A Mat, who was in Primary 3, came home from school one day and asked his father, "Bapak, today in school, me and friends had competisen, see who's cock the biggest, lah. My cock bigger than all, lah. Why ah? Because I melayu, issit?
The father sighed and looked at him and said, "No,lah. Because you're eighteen years old." "
from www.talkingcock.com