delhi belly in surabaya firstly, my sincerest apologies! i think the recent barrage of posts here has misled some to think that 1) i'm suddenly inclined to blog like mad 2) i live in the past
well, i can safely say that no. 1) is not true. the posts are all past ones from www.thenothings.blogspot.com, i'm still as lazy as ever, and no 2), hmm let's don't harp about the past shall we?

anyway, i just want to share some lepak things i discovered in a bakery in sunny surabaya recently,

<--- the bottle on the left contains a concoction that supposedly makes your "burung" (read: dick) a "dewa" (read: deity).
The catch: you got to "kocok dahulu" (wank)

this one ------------------------------------------------------->
makes u a "super jantan" (super male)
it seems that downing a considerable quantity regularly will make you as powerful as black beauty.


but the one below takes the cake (pun intended abis)


check out the name of the cake below bakpia waluh:

i was like :

N: Sedap kuih ni ya ibu.
Ibu: memang sedap, dari labu

N: namanya apa si?


Ibu: pukis

N: Apa?
Ibu: Pukis, Kuih pukis,

N: embjlniafad (difficult to replicate what i said while trying to suppress laughter)
Ibu: mau lagi?

for the record, memang sedap

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