the world's upside down because

there's a guy wearing a dress in wwe whose submission move is called the code of silence and it involves kissing his crotch

i watched the bold and the beautiful and actually enjoyed it

the "current" photo people see of me is actually three years old


suddenly, Pluto-ians, (of course there's life up there) realise they are not living on a planet  ¶ 1:14 am