class 95's 90s weekend coincided with my customory weekend travels to the far east for my four hours of mental torture,

loved every song they played, even the elton john stuff,

but then they played one of my all time favs - Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love (but i won't do that)"


for more than 10 years, i've been asking, questioning, querying, what is that one thing that Marvin Aday wouldn't do for love.


i've whittled it down to a number of things;




1. he won't go for reconstructive surgery
2. he would not denounce his liking for velvet
4. he wouldn't cut his hair
4. he wouldn't sing a duet with elton
5. he won't take it in the arse  ¶ 11:05 pm