funny meh?

i'm stating the obvious - there are many ways to be funny (duhhhh), and in the truest sense, funny means a. causing laughter or amusement and b. intended or designed to amuse, according to www.dictionary.com

but because there are many different kinds of people, (i'm making it a habit) there are many different kinds of ways to be funny or to joke around, and some of the ways are just not nice, while some are simply witty, most are probably lame, you get my drift,

so, in my long and valued existence, i've come across many who think they have the funnies, some are downright disclaimers, while some might give seinfeld a run for his money (or ellen degeneres, for you feminists, gay activists,)

well,

#1. witty person

the person think up of jokes on the spot, from other people's words, actions, reactions, the jokes are usually not personal, and he or she is regarded as the funny man, or woman of the group - all who want to be funny should aim to be witty first

#2. old joker

the old joker stores all jokes told by the witty person in memory to be used on another occasion, he is a leech, he doesns't have original material, and usually, the punchline is weak

#3. mean joker

he/she makes fun of his friends, creates funny uncomfortable situations at the expense of his friends, his or her jokes make people laugh, but the friend that is the butt of the joke is cursing silently

#4. unfunny "but he thinks he's funny " joker

self explanatory, anyone has at least one such person in their group, joke macam sial, takda context, comedy becomes a tragedy

#5. "i can't help it" joker

someone who's funny by default, sometimes it's just the face, i mean look at hamid gurkha, who won't laugh right? or laurel and hardy, this joker sometimes can't help being funny, even when he falls on his bum and crack his hips, he's still the butt of the joke,  ¶ 5:18 pm