confessions, brudder

got a printer today,

it's one of those consumer all-in-one (aio) printer models - the one that can print, copy, fax, copyfax, print from sd/cf cards, connect to a network, make coffee, clean the bed, makes excuses for you when you want to get out of attending weddings, you know those types,

anyway, i would like to be able to say that i got it because it solves my printing problems - that my old test printer seems to prefer to first crumple and then print, (as a bonus, sometimes it tears too)

and that this new printer finally allows me to include a fax number on the namecard and email signatures,

or that now i can photocopy old certificates and scan moth-eaten kindergarten photos in the comfort of my bedroom,

but all those reasons are not true, maybe half-truths, but that would be pushing it,

the truth is, i bought the printer because i got suckered by the girl in yellow sleevless top and batik wrap around skirt,i mean, who's ever seen anyone wearing batik selling computer stuff right, handing out flyers?

ok, i admit i'm a sucka for tight batik skirts,

now i just need to get something to fax, a cf & sd card, a digital camera to put the cards in, a network to log on to  ¶ 11:53 pm