and you thought your kids were safe
from an intellectual conference in holland village yesterday,

kids nowadays are sent to nurseries, pre-school, pre-nurseries, post pre-school but before real school, you know, kids have to learn the shapes and sizes after6 months in their moms' wombs,

so what are they learning, in these introductory institutions?

just nursery rhymes and numbers and stuff,

chances are, mother goose is giving them a head start in life

""she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes""

no guesses who's mountain she'll becoming around four times,

""here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, early in the morning""

over here, we are teaching the kids that when they wake up in the morning, there's nothing more welcominfg than interfering with someone else's bush before that nice bowl of fruit loops,

but my favourite one would have to be this one --

wee willie winkie, runs through the town
upstairs and downstairs in his night gown
rapping at the windows, crying through the lock
are the children all in bed, for it's now eight o'clock

just one more

upstairs and downstairs
upon my lady's window
then i saw a cup of sack
and a race of ginger
apples at the fire
and nuts to crack
and a little boy in the cream pot
up to his neck

sick to those who made up these rhymes, but thanx for the advance education and lifelong learning opportunities

sick to me too i guess  ¶ 12:05 am