free trial

i can't help but notice that there're lots of free trials going on at the moment - want to lose weight? why don't you come in for a free first session, how about astig contact lenses, call now for a free trial pair, or revolutionary hyper protective silicon hybrid mens brief, free trial pair for first hundred at a retail outlet near you,

why can't we not have free trial coupons to go on out with anyone we fancy?

think about it,

so let's say every person gets a coupon booklet containing 12 coupons, (so that you won't be jerking off sorrily for 4 weeks in a row)

then he or she can just go up to anyone on the street, someone they fancy, and give that person a coupon, and say "let's go out" in the same spirit as "you got punked"

and that person can't reject you for the penalty would be loosing half of her/his coupon entitlement,

so you go out on a date, and if you don't like the personm you just say, good nite at the end of the date, and that'lll be it, for the both of you,

but if you click, then you go out some more after that, and some more, until the time arrives for you to use you "premium" members only coupons, these coupons go by "we've gone out thrice, it's time to make out" or "it's time for us to seal our relationship with liquid transfer" or something like that, as long as both parties are agreeable,

my, wouldn't that be nice  ¶ 12:25 am