Saturday, February 12, 2005
the frog and the princess
In a land far far away, in a place called Hoelen Ville, there lived a frog, a not bad looking reptile, mind you, but being a frog, his tribe prides itself on looking ugly, thus because of his good looks, he doesnt have many friends,
His good friend, is the friendly bear from Jr Ogre Winds, who doesn't really mind listening to the croaking of this frog - let's call him Mr Frog and his friend Mr Bear,
One day, Mr Frog heard a clip clop sound near the pond where he lived, you see, Mr Frog was indulging in his favourite past time of trying many different ways to catch the flies and other insects around him, of course he doesn't eat them, he merely squashes them and dumps their bodies into the dark green lili petals nearby, Mr Frog you see eats only mushroom swiss burgers from the king,
anyway, to get back to the story, Mr Frog saw that the clip clop sound came from the 3 most beautiful maidens he ever saw, of course the clip clop sound came from the horses they were riding, not that they had hooves, ( i know you know this but i just had to make doubly sure),
Mr Frog felt funny suddenly, he looked at the maiden in blue, he can't understand why, but he tried to hide under some stones, which he found out was actually a stone fish which bit him, but the point is, he managed to hide from their sight,
The maiden had the most beautiful eyes and smile he had ever seen, he remembered what his parents told him years ago,
"Froggy dear, according to our great great grandparents, we were once like humans," said his mother,
"what are humans mother?" asked Mr Frog,
"Well they are beautiful creatures, we were once humans, did you know that my love, and we become who we are only because we were cursed by an evil sorcerer eons ago, legend says that the kiss from one of them, will revert us back to our natural form,"
"well, then i will look for one, and ask it to kiss me,"
"haha, my dear child, so innocent and young, sleep froggy, sleep,"
with these thoughts in mind, froggy realised that the maiden in blue might be the answer to his troubles, and in fact, he sort of like the way she laughed when her friends said something funny,
he decided to think of a way to get the maidens' attention,
he croaked and croaked until his hoarse voice became like the rumble of a world war II bomber which is plunging headlong into the ocean,
"what is that sound, princess? " said the maiden in red,
"i don't know my dear friend, just a loveless toad, maybe" said the maiden in blue,
"A princess!" thought Mr Frog, "This might be my lucky day after all,"
----- to be continued----- ¶ 9:50 pm
His good friend, is the friendly bear from Jr Ogre Winds, who doesn't really mind listening to the croaking of this frog - let's call him Mr Frog and his friend Mr Bear,
One day, Mr Frog heard a clip clop sound near the pond where he lived, you see, Mr Frog was indulging in his favourite past time of trying many different ways to catch the flies and other insects around him, of course he doesn't eat them, he merely squashes them and dumps their bodies into the dark green lili petals nearby, Mr Frog you see eats only mushroom swiss burgers from the king,
anyway, to get back to the story, Mr Frog saw that the clip clop sound came from the 3 most beautiful maidens he ever saw, of course the clip clop sound came from the horses they were riding, not that they had hooves, ( i know you know this but i just had to make doubly sure),
Mr Frog felt funny suddenly, he looked at the maiden in blue, he can't understand why, but he tried to hide under some stones, which he found out was actually a stone fish which bit him, but the point is, he managed to hide from their sight,
The maiden had the most beautiful eyes and smile he had ever seen, he remembered what his parents told him years ago,
"Froggy dear, according to our great great grandparents, we were once like humans," said his mother,
"what are humans mother?" asked Mr Frog,
"Well they are beautiful creatures, we were once humans, did you know that my love, and we become who we are only because we were cursed by an evil sorcerer eons ago, legend says that the kiss from one of them, will revert us back to our natural form,"
"well, then i will look for one, and ask it to kiss me,"
"haha, my dear child, so innocent and young, sleep froggy, sleep,"
with these thoughts in mind, froggy realised that the maiden in blue might be the answer to his troubles, and in fact, he sort of like the way she laughed when her friends said something funny,
he decided to think of a way to get the maidens' attention,
he croaked and croaked until his hoarse voice became like the rumble of a world war II bomber which is plunging headlong into the ocean,
"what is that sound, princess? " said the maiden in red,
"i don't know my dear friend, just a loveless toad, maybe" said the maiden in blue,
"A princess!" thought Mr Frog, "This might be my lucky day after all,"
----- to be continued----- ¶ 9:50 pm
