flu bug making its rounds beware of the evil that is spreading,,, lots of my friends have seen this evil, gosh
whenever you feel a funny feeling in your throat, when you find it hard to swallow, and your nose is all watery and runny,
beware,
eat lots of oranges,
load you body with those vitamins,
my personal remedy is
drink a litre of water every 30 mins,
and keep eating blue menthol strepsils (the most yucky ones)
when you've eaten like 18, and feel constipated,
ironically, you'll then start to feel better
actually your throat feels numb,
then of cos, you need to complement this fool's remedy with lots of panadol,
i swear you will be feeling fine the following day

* the remedy works for the first 3 times only, by the fouth time, just go to the doctor or cut out your tonsils  ¶ 2:21 pm